To H. N. Swanson, editor of the College Humor magazine
from F. Scott Fitzgerald
I want you to head a new magazine I want to start. Undergraduate Underwear is its name. Let me know immediately through my agent, or through the mail, or Through the Sepoy Rebellion With Sir Robert Baden-Powell, Through the Wheat, or Through the Afghan Passes by G. A. Henty, or threw a curve when he thought he’d throw a fast one. If you don’t, I’m through with you forever.
Published in College Humor magazine (April 1930), along with “The Girl with Talent”.
Not illustrated.